“Wow Two in a Row!”
It’s about the last thing you want to hear from a cop when they pull you over, or when they find you naked in a tree. I hate it when they give you a ticket for premeditated speeding. It’s hard to argue you weren’t thinking about going fast when you’re sitting there with a toothy grin in your Lamborghini. This is two Saturdays in a row of nice weather!
We’re on for another fantastic Saturday of Exotics at Redmond Town Center on July 5, 2025, from 9 to 11 AM. Yes, we’re in the southeast corner lots as usual, and it’s going to be another beautiful day.
Hand and eye surgeons will still be working that day. Extra staff will be working the burn units as usual. ERs everywhere will smell like cheap BBQ as people smolder while walking in circles. Replacement fire extinguisher sales will be brisk on Monday. Oh, and as a reminder, here is a chance to do the right thing. If you find a hand on your roof, check with your neighbors. If you find an eye, don’t worry, they can’t see you. It’s not like it’s a GoPro.
This is a day when your exotic or rare car is especially important to bring out because of all the tourists in town who want to experience E@RTC. It’s a busy day for spectators, and more exotics show up from far and wide. Come out and join the fun—there will be a lot of people who will love to see what you drive. Seriously, you’ll make a lot of people very happy. You can tweeze on Sunday. You can plunge that toilet when you get home. It’s not like it’s going anywhere.
The following week, July 12, is our first invisible show of the season, where we promise you the most amazing empty lot you could possibly imagine. Come meet people from Fresno! As usual, we’ll be serving nothing burgers and air-popped air. We crafted the event entirely out of vaporware using nothing but rooftop talent. (I wonder how many will get that joke?)
The reason for the invisible show is that Redmond Town Center needs the lots for the Redmond Arts Festival. This is your chance to buy a life-like wooden slug. Do you have a wooden slug? Probably not! What about a garden gnome? Got one of those? What about a realistic painting of ocean waves? Got that? Probably not. See what you’re missing? I’ll bet someone will be there selling some kind of ass-on-fire hot sauce that sends you to the ER. By then the 4th of July smell should be gone.
After Saturday, July 5, we won’t be back until Italian Car Day on the 19th. That’s one show you don’t want to miss and it’s one of our biggest special events of the season.
See you Saturday!
(All our jokes are now carbon-neutral.)