It’s Invisible Car Day!
Updated photo includes more cars that are not in this picture. Oh-look, Taylor Swift!
Well it looks like the chance of rain for Saturday is… who gives a sh*t, it’s Invisible Car Day! This we do a couple of times each season to allow for nothing to happen. It’s the most amazing thing you didn’t see. We think an empty lot is pure magic and a chance to see from one end of the lot to another.
Here is the best part: you can show up in your daily driver and sit and munch Oreos and watch those who never got the memo come circle the lot with puzzled looks on their faces. You could tell them we moved to Bremerton to be more inclusive and that they can still make it if they hurry. Tell them we’re all hanging out at a Sizzler. Tell them everyone was arrested for premeditated speeding. Say our cat died. Say we’re at Chuck E. Cheese. Tell them we all ate bad mushrooms.
The reality of the situation is that Redmond Town Center needs the parking lot because of the annual Redmond Arts Festival. Come see what cat ladies do in their spare time! Come buy a new handmade spurtle! You will be the envy of your neighbors as they come to admire it.
Come down and eat so much kettle corn you have to take Monday and Tuesday off. Just come down and have some fun.
Don’t forget, July 19 is Italian Car Day! It’s one of our biggest events of the season and a massive draw from far and wide. More on that soon. See you on the 19th… when we’re visible again.