Nope, Not Yet!
We’re not ready for our opening day and are rained out for Saturday April 15. We don’t like getting rained out any more than you do, and we occasionally receive some nasty email and posts on Facebook after we call it. That’s not helpful. If you want to send nasty mail to someone, send it to your ex.
Having a perfect opening day sets the tone for our whole season so we make sure it’s not sandwiched between two weather systems that could come in early or late and ruin that important day. We need a solid nice day in the forecast.
When’s the last time you painted something? When’t the last time you cleaned something with a borrowed toothbrush without telling them?
Dreaming for us to have our opening day on a rainy day is a bit like dreaming for that date who can put one leg behind their head at a fine restaurant while ordering the Mahi-Mahi and discuss how it’s cooked. It’s just not going to happen, but you can always dream.
We get a lot of email this time of year as we get ready and most of your answers can be found on our criteria page or in our FAQs that are asked frequently. For those of you from Fresno, FAQ stands for frequently asked question. Now do you get it? No? The irony of answering a question about the FAQs would be lost on any Fresnoan. We had five Fresnoans visit our website last year and how much you want to bet it was all by accident? We’re shooting for six this year. Fresno baby! Been there? I wonder if anyone has ever said in their life, “I can’t wait to get to Fresno…” That’s probably a completely original sentence right there.
We have a lot of people who go to our site and can’t find what they are looking for because they never scroll down on any of the pages. They hit the tabs on top, but never scroll to see everything. We pack a lot of information on our site and it’s all there where we think it should be. We don’t try to hide anything, except one or two of our volunteers.
Okay, so this is interesting, we don’t “GPT-4” our copy on our site. Nothing on our site will be written in GPT-4 because GPT-4 has the humor of a lounge lizard and it doesn’t get facts right so it’s like a lounge lizard who lies to your face. It’s like someone from the government trying to be funny. No such thing. It’s horrible writing. I know, you think this site can’t get worse, but believe me, it does in GPT-4. It’s way worse. If you saw what it did, the next time you saw me you’d be chasing me around a car.
On the construction front, we have a meeting with the property owners coming up soon and we’ll have more to share with you about our future plans. The one thing for sure is that the parking lot is going away but we do have plans in the works to do some cool stuff.