How Cool…
…that we’re on for Saturday. This is more exciting than that time you rode your mountain bike into that electric fence, peed yourself, and we all laughed and laughed. Anyhow, we’re on for Saturday, and another wonderful day of Exotics at Redmond Town Center in our usual lots.
This could very well be our last Saturday of the season depending on the weather, so come out, have some fun, and pass out some hugs. Someone should bring a scale and have a weigh-off so we can weigh you back in next spring and see just how much you thicken up each season. It would be good for some laughs.
We had a very successful British Car Day as usual, and we want to thank everyone except that one guy who kept putting "For Sale" signs around for his mom’s Jaguar. Apparently, his mom said he could move out of the basement if she sold that car she got in the divorce. This guy gave us a hard time about our rules and won’t be welcome back, ever. He really had a fit, just like the one he had when he was two.
We have rules to follow too, and one is that we’re not selling cars at Redmond Town Center. Ever. RTC does a lot of nice stuff for us, so the very least we could do is follow their rules. So, when some pasty white Nebraska shroom farmer comes along and tells us it’s somehow his rules, well, we just regret that wedgies are now illegal in all fifty states and fall under assault—not that anyone would ever show up in court with a skid-marked pair of overstretched Jockeys that can now be demonstrated to reach all the way over your head. We know that those charges are never pressed all that hard because, who wants to see that? But you never know.
We’re just going to make sure you’re never allowed in again to E@RTC. We take bad attitudes about rules very seriously. It’s why we’re the lovable Thugs. Come out on Saturday, as this could be the last time to see your friends until spring.
This will be a wonderful Saturday morning so we hope to see you out at E@RTC. Come have some fun! You can plunge the toilet when you get home.