How to Enter…

…in one easy step. Trying to explain our E@RTC entrance and how it works reminds me of the nun with the steamed-up glasses trying to explain human plumbing to us kids. It doesn't matter how hard we try, some of you will always remain confused. We draw lots of maps and diagrams and we can still tell who grew up in a house with lead plumbing. We even made a special page just for you!

The above map shows how you come in. It's really not that hard, unless you grew up in a house with lead plumbing. We put signs out and everything. Think of it like landing a plane. It's the same thing and you just line up. We now have two lines on theme days so it goes very fast. We also send you around to the back of the line if we see you try to cut in. Our goal is to get you parked as fast as physics will allow and all we need is a tiny bit of cooperation and we can all sing and dance when you're landed. You then have two hours to river dance around the show and say hello to everyone while making a lot of people happy who want to see your car, and hopefully you.

We recommend reading our rules and it's all kind of simple; just don't behave badly. As we’ve said so many times, nobody is ever impressed by your burnout. Again, I'm not talking about your significant other here, we're talking about the rubber kind that gets you booted out for life plus fifty. We don't want to create a lot of rules, but some can't understand this is not a free-for-all. But we are there to help. We see you struggling, we'll do what we can to get you situated.

We're just three weeks away from opening day, giving you plenty of time for laundry and a good shower.