We’re On For Opening Day!

You read that right! This is more exciting than taking the entire Costco double pack of colon prep on a dare. I hear it's better than the old cinnamon challenge. Based on the volume of email we're receiving, we're likely to be full this opening day, so get there early and we will get you landed as fast as we can.

I'll be there for those of you who want to come and say hello. For those that don't know, I've had some obstacles to get through in the last two years, but I'm better, sort of. No, I wasn't in a Turkish prison, but there were times when even that would have been way more fun. Let's just say I've had more tubes in me than Gasworks Park.

We're going to be getting you parked in two rows, so it's going to move fast. I mean really fast. We're like a nicely lubricated machine and have it down to a fine molecular science. If you're still unsure if your car is qualified, river dance on over to our Criteria page and look there first. If that doesn't answer it, just write us. We do our best to respond to every one as we receive them, but don't write us late Friday night and expect a response in time. Some of us need our beauty sleep to wear off the effects of that ugly stick beating we had for most of our lives.

We also have a mailing list now, so you can receive the blog about 15 minutes before everyone else and find out if we're on or not. The 15-minute gap is because it takes a little time to get it all configured, but it is kind of convenient. By subscribing, you get the latest from us right to your phone or laptop, and we won't ever write about our late night with your mom. Even if we find you naked in a tree, we won't put pictures in the blog. We circulate those privately or save them for your birthday.

If you're new to E@RTC, please read our rules, follow the entrance path, and behave on entry and exit. Our very existence as a show depends on it. We've lasted 17 years, and we'd like a few more decades. Don't be the window-licking crayon eater who ruins it for everyone else.

We also don't put up with people who arrive with a bad attitude and start yelling at the Thugs like we owe you a cake just because you showed up. We'll gladly send you to an exit without hesitation. Someone just wrote us with that attitude, and it didn't go as he imagined it would. We're there to make a great show, so participate as such and it's a wonderful thing, and you make a lot of people happy, and your mom will be proud. See you Saturday.

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