Well, we’re finally rained out…
…as if you didn’t know that already. We had four Saturdays in a row, so that’s a good run this time of year. That’s about 1/5th of our entire season. We will resume next week, weather-pending of course. It will be nice to have a Saturday off. We can all sleep in or make a casserole or something. When was the last time you sat on the couch eating toast while tweezing?
We had a few people behave badly on exit this past week, and one over-inflated dude who decided it was a good idea to argue with us about parking his car. He won’t be allowed back in, and will be turned away at the entrance. We do this to anyone who behaves badly. We’ve decided it’s more fun to surprise them with the news in person like they won Publisher’s Clearing House, except in a kind of shitty way without the balloons or a big cardboard check. We do it all for you.
They think they got away with something, but no. And like PCH, surprise! You’re our lucky winner to the exit! Everyone will cheer. You don’t get any magazines either!
They ruin it for all of us, so we’re not letting up. They don’t get it that there are some things you just never combine, E@RTC and a dumb exit, granola bars in a Ferrari, Jacuzzi and a toaster, Taco Bell and a run.
Road Trip Shower Dilemmas
I’m currently road tripping as I write this. God knows where I am, just know it’s flat, and no dentist exists anywhere. Out here a car show is watching one start.
I’ve decided to have a personal campaign against hotels who dial back the water pressure to the point where it feels like a drip line on a shrubbery. Who’s with me? So, I’m writing a review of every place I stop and I’m going to comment about their water pressure and flow restrictors. I want to meet the crustacean who made this decision in person. I’ll bet they are proud of their contribution to conservation. I’ll bet they smell bad.
Enough is enough! I’m at a hotel right now that would take twenty minutes to wet a wash cloth let alone shower. I’ll carefully write my review for good reading.
I encourage all of you to do the same. One place had it down and the pressure was great! They will get a nice review. This place, nope. It’s a plant watering station.
I’ve also noticed as I roll from state to state, town to town. Some take masking very seriously while others are completely done with face diapers and have returned to normal. Yeah, it’s the science, right. Then explain Florida. It’s nice to be place where there is some sanity back.
How to Make Your Car Show Last Longer Than a Hash Brown
I am going to host a Zoom call about how to create and manage your own successful car show. If you want to join the event click here. This was to give anyone who wants to try their hand at this, all the steps necessary to make it happen, based on what we learned before we began E@RTC and what we’ve come to know since. After 13 years of this, it’s about time we tell the story to anyone who’s interested in starting something. It will be Wednesday evening June 16th from 5:30-7:00 PM PT.
This is also to give those who disagree with our criteria a way to start their own thing. We’ll share all our tips tricks using duct tape and magic to make it an informative call, so join us!