Our first regular…
…Saturday in our normal lot, and it’s July! Can you believe it??? This is more exciting than a mattress sale!
We’ve never gone this long without using our normal corner of Redmond Town Center, all because of bad weather, and bad weather calls from the various people, bad weather hires who tell us what the weather is going to do when it wasn’t, and maybe even some bad parenting in there somewhere. This should be a wonderful turnout and we will definitely get you parked a lot faster than on special days, not that this day isn’t special too.
Don’t forget on July 9, it’s our first annual invisible car show where you will see absolutely nothing. In its place is Redmond Town Center’s annual Arts Festival. What you won’t see is us. None of us! We’re all invisible. We’ve been practicing this invisible event for a very long time. Trust me, you won’t be amazed.
Still, come out to the Art Festival. There will be singing and dancing I suspect, and you know someone’s going to paint fruit.
I got a note from someone who thinks we’re actually taking too much time off! I’m not kidding. Speaking of which, there is a lot that goes on behind the scenes and our wonderful volunteers still standby on such occasions until we make the weather call. A giant shout out to them. Here is a photo of the group before last Saturday’s event.
The stupendous Parking Thugs who make every Saturday your dream come true.
So, on July 2, come out, have some fun and join us for our opening day of our regular Saturday of our regular lot. Call it our opening day of our regular day. Yeah, it’s a little like wearing a tank top for your fifth wedding, but it’s still fun to celebrate and do a weird dance.
For those of you who don’t think we ever ban Lamborghinis for bad behavior, watch this. Hey, you with the black Huracan, temp plates, with the orange interior, you’re banned from E@RTC for disrespecting our event and flying out on Bear Creek like your mom needs her car back. See, we do ban anyone who behaves badly. We shame them too.
A couple of thing we’ve got to remind you about. If you show up with a dirty car, we’re turning you away. This is a car show after all, not a trip to Safeway after driving cross country for In-N-Out. People go through a lot of trouble getting ready for this show and it’s like you showing up at a nice restaurant all sweaty from the gym. Have some class. Griot’s Speed Shine or their car wash in a bottle will do wonders. People come a long way to see these cars, so clean them up! We do it to our own cars, so shine'-n-up before you get to Sean! Don’t ever piss him off. He raised a redhead. Tough as nails.
We had a dealer show up with dirty cars and we heard about it. It doesn’t reflect well on the dealership either. People notice that stuff and they talk about it.
Before you get all indignant about it, wouldn’t you want someone to tell you if you were hanging out of your shorts a little? Well, this is like someone saw a fuzzy nut and said something, okay?
We have occasional requests for people to all park together as a group, and the answer is no unless you’re all driving the same brand and model. The reason is that it’s the photography that drives the popularity of the show and it otherwise looks like a shitty marching band. Don’t worry, you can park and still hold hands and snog. We won’t get between that. Ever. Ewwww…
See you Saturday!