I Can’t Believe it! We’re…
…on for German Car Day! We finally have a nice Saturday ahead, and this is the first country-themed day of our season.
So, to make it clear, we are on for Saturday, June 8, for German Car Day. This is one of our biggest events all season and where we like to highlight one country. ALL cars that meet the criteria are still welcome from other nations. It’s not like we make the cars fight each other or anything. There is no World War II reenactment, it’s just that we celebrate German Cars by parking them in the center of the mall and along 164th Ave.
Many years ago, we had a chance to show Hitler’s actual car. We had about zero enthusiasm for it. We’d rather see Nickelback. I don’t remember what happened exactly, but I think we passed on the whole thing. That one will always be too soon.
I’m still shocked by how many get confused about our show and how this all works. I have people who write to us who think E@RTC is on a Thursday just because that’s the day the blog comes out, and they see the date of the post and think it’s the date of the event, not the day of the show. We don’t know how else to explain it.
We’re anticipating that we will be full on German Car Day, so we’re not lowering the bar that day for German cars. If you want to get in, and your car meets the criteria, show up early. Again, for those who are new, it’s just three easy steps. Check the criteria page first. The next step is to read our rules and FAQs. Then the last step is to check the entrance map, come in from the west heading east on Bear Creek, and get in line. It’s not hard. Sitting through a Madonna concert is hard. This is not hard. Holding down Taco Bell is hard. This is easy. Getting on a flight after Taco Bell, that’s hard.
Once you get to our entrance, we take it from there. Do that, and you will have a wonderful time. Don’t follow our rules, and you could find yourself handcuffed to a desk at the Redmond PD while they slowly complete paperwork in triplicate. Really screw up, and you could wake up handcuffed to a sink in Bremerton with some fat guy asking if you want some cold pizza.
Just follow the steps, and you will have a wonderful time. It’s going to be a beautiful day so come out and join us. No, we’re not serving sausage. Some people can’t get a joke. Look up sausage fest. Yeah, oh.